January 2012
27 posts
Some people need a red carpet rolled out in front of them in order to walk out...
– Miranda July (via juliaperchance)
I never thought I’d say anything like this, but I really wish I still had my Color-Aid.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Things I believed about Savage Garden when I was...
1. That they were boyfriends
2. That the blonde guy was a midget and every time they took a picture together the other guy had to kneel down to create the illusion they were the same height
Time to shit or get off da pot. I’m buying a hasselblad.
December 2011
20 posts
She said, ‘If you don’t love what you do, then why do it?’ Then she ripped the...
– Jean-Ralphio (via taoist-dopamine)
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and...
– Robert Frost (via simtan)
Today this guy at my table went outside for a cigarette and we started clearing off his table and we threw away the top of his omelet so that made me have a lot of anxiety which made me have to poop and then when I pooped I realized the toilet was broken. #postgrad
November 2011
28 posts